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I Would Teach You But - Summer – Flamingo Floaty Skeleton Towel

I Would Teach You But - Summer – Flamingo Floaty Skeleton Towel

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Regular price $20.97 USD
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School’s out, bones are loose, and this teacher has officially logged off. Featuring a laid-back skeleton with a cocktail in hand, floating into the abyss on a bright pink flamingo, this beach towel says what we’re all thinking: “I would teach you but - summer.”

30" x 60" beach towel
Printed on one side, white on the back
Cotton/poly blend
Loud, unapologetic, and kind of perfect
Great for teachers who’ve entered their vacation era


Because classroom energy doesn’t belong on a floaty.


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