I Would Teach You But - Summer – Flamingo Floaty Skeleton Towel
I Would Teach You But - Summer – Flamingo Floaty Skeleton Towel
Grab yours before the promo ends
Couldn't load pickup availability
- 2 Year Warranty
- 26,000+ Happy Customers
- 100% Money Back Guarantee
Money-Back Guarantee
Money-Back Guarantee
If you're not completely blown away by the experience, we'll give you a full refund no questions asked, you have 30 days to request a return.
100% Secure Check Out
100% Secure Check Out
Your information is fully protected with top-notch security technology. Shop with complete confidence and peace of mind.
Sale – Last 48 Hours!
Sale – Last 48 Hours!
Once the promotion ends, the product will return to its original price.
Order now before it's sold out again!
School’s out, bones are loose, and this teacher has officially logged off. Featuring a laid-back skeleton with a cocktail in hand, floating into the abyss on a bright pink flamingo, this beach towel says what we’re all thinking: “I would teach you but - summer.”
30" x 60" beach towel
Printed on one side, white on the back
Cotton/poly blend
Loud, unapologetic, and kind of perfect
Great for teachers who’ve entered their vacation era
Because classroom energy doesn’t belong on a floaty.



