Dead Inside But It’s Summer Flamingo Floaty Skeleton Beach Towel
Dead Inside But It’s Summer Flamingo Floaty Skeleton Beach Towel
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Dead Inside But It’s Summer – Flamingo Floaty Skeleton Towel
Emotional burnout? Never heard of her (until September). This towel features a chilled-out skeleton sipping a cocktail on a flamingo floaty, embracing the one thing keeping it together: summer. If you're running on zero energy but maximum vibes, this is your seasonal mood board in towel form.
30" x 60" beach towel
Printed on one side, white on the back
Cotton/poly blend
For teachers, burnt-out humans, or anyone spiritually aligned with this skeleton
Slightly unhinged, totally relatable
Who needs a pulse when you’ve got poolside plans?



